The first time I felt the STING



When you look at this pictures, what do you see? If you say a kick-stand, then you are a boring person. I look at it and I see a weapon. Anything can become a weapon, but not everything can become a prehistoric tool for destruction.

When I lived in Rigby, ID (ages 0-5) I loved to play with the kick-stand from my mom's old bike. For some reason it was off the bike and in our back yard. When I placed that piece of metal in my hand, I became a cave man. This shiny thing was my club.

One day I went into the back yard to find my club. I didn't have to search far nor long, because is was sitting right outside of the back door. I reached down to grab "artifact", anticipating the transformation of body and personality. As my fingers curled around the shaft of the "club" a firery sensation burned my hand. It wasn't because the kick-stand was hot, it was due to the yellow-jacket with whom I tried to shake hands.



That was the first time I got stung by a bee. I don't know how old I was, but I do know that I was 5 or younger. My mom dumped Arm & Hammer baking soda onto my hand, this was the coolest part of it all. After it dried on my hand, it started to crack and I couldn't help but look at the cool patterns made as I opened and closed my hand.

I Double Dog Dare You

My story of of last year's Christmas eve is an enjoyable one that involves stupidity and toughness. As my family feasted on homemade pizza, a Christmas even tradition, my brother Joe dared Fred and I to a challenge. Now this wasn't one of the usual challenges of who can do the most push-ups or you can do pull-ups using the decorative trim above the doorway, this dare required a lot more courage.
The Dare: "Let's see who can run the farthest out into the field with our shoes off. The last person to turn around wins." Now this was on Dec. 24, 2007, we had about a foot of snow in the farmers field as that time.

We stood on the back porch of my parents house looking out into the night at the snow covered potato field. Each one of us loosened the shoelaces of our boots while trying to remain calm. The idea of having to run so far to prove your man hood and then run that same distance to return to safety was a hard one to swallow.
The signal was yelled and use boys threw our boots and socks off and took off through the snow. Joe started off in a dead-sprint, while Fred and I ran side by side. After 100-200 feet, Fred screamed like a girl and said, "see ya." I could tell that his retreat was because he was smart and not that his toes were already frozen. But I didn't want to be smart, I wanted to be tough. I kept my pace and slowly overtook Joe, as he started to get winded. By the time I passed Joe he was breathing hard but going strong.
Every step I took just made it worse. It's easy to know far you can go, but it's hard to tell where that half way point is. I knew that I could have ran across the whole field barefoot, about 300 yards, but the idea of running back across it was death. I finally turned around after 200 yards.
As I turned around, Joe was way behind me. I thought that the sight of me giving up would let him tot he same. No, he kept shuffling his feet till he got to my turnaround spot. He took three steps pass that and then turned abound. This made it so that he was the one that ran the farthest and for the most time.
I eventually got back to the house and was dead. I couldn't feel my feet. It then dawned on me that if my feet were dying, then Joe's feet had already fallen off. I came into the house as if the world was going to die. I tried to recruit family members to go and rescue my brother.
He eventually got back to the house and received all the "Dude Points" for the night and the year. He totally topped us all.

All I have to say, is that I couldn't sleep that whole night. My feet had a hard time thawing out. Even on Christmas morning, it hurt to walk on my feet. It took about 24 hours for my feet to feel normal again.

Stuck in the Blizzard

Last night, Dec. 22, I was enjoying an evening with my family over at my parents house. All the grandkids sat at the kitchen table and cut out sugar cookies. They were so dedicated to the cutting out of the cookies that they didn't realize that we, the adults kept eating the cookies as they came out of the oven. They had no clue.
We had a fun night at my parents house playing games and hanging out. No one was rushed to get home, because of the crazy snowstorm that kept us inside. The wind was blowing the snow everywhere. The roads were covered and driving didn't seem to be an option at the time. We shut off all the lights in the house and watched the snow dance under that street lamps.
It reminded me of one Christmas Eve when a storm hit and good old "West 1000 South" got totally covered by the snow drifts. Seeing how it was Christmas eve, many people were still on the roads trying to get home; This left many people stranded on our road as they were held captive by the snow drifts.
We spent the good part of our Christmas eve night, not eating homemade pizza, but digging people out of the snow on the road. My two sisters had invited their boyfriends over for the festivities and they were practically stuck at our house. Their parents called and threatened us to get their sons home, because it was their last holiday before going on their missions for the LDS church.
I will never forget that year, I spent my Christmas eve out in the middle of the road playing in the snow and serving others.